Post by Johnny<g> Much better than the nun joke. You can't beat reality.
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Well I agree - but are the following jokes or reality:
ASTRONOMY
Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench
talking........and one blonde says to the other:"
Which do you think is farther away..........Florida or the moon?"
The other blonde turns and says "Helloooooooooo, can you see
Florida.......?????
CAR TROUBLE
A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the
mechanic it died. After he works on it for a few minutes, it is
idling smoothly.
She says, "What's the story?"
He replies, "Just crap in the carburetor"
She asks, "How often do I have to do that?"
SPEEDING TICKET
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her
very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff,
" I wish you guys would get your act together.
Just yesterday you take away my license and then today
you expect me to show it to you!"
KNITTING
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway.
Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the
blonde behind the wheel was knitting!
Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and
siren, the trooper cranked down his window, turned on his
bullhorn and yelled , "PULL OVER!"
"NO!" the blonde yelled back, "IT'S A SCARF!"
IN A VACUUM
A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her
turn. She rolled the dice and she landed on Science & Nature.
Her question was, "If you are in a vacuum and someone
calls your name, can you hear it?"
She thought for a time and then asked, "Is it on or off?"
FINALLY, THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES!
A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two
new dogs, and asked her what their names were. The
blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and
one was named Timex.
Her friend said, "Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?"
"HelOOOooo," answered the blond. "They're watch dogs.
Yours non-sexistly,
Lou
Disclaimer: Any of the above could also apply to ladies with different
coloured hair - or men.